Because I can't get enough of Heterochromiac!Eren (◡‿◡✿)
Come on man… use your webs to stop her falling.. what’s the worst that could happen
I actually just shuddered reading that line.
Read the comics and you too can understand all that is wrong with that apparent solution
there’s spiderman comics?
what did you think spiderman was based off of?
I thought they just saw how popular batman was and swapped spider for bat
And what do you think batman was based of????
I thought they just saw how popular superman was and swapped super for bat
… I wonder what your theory on Superman’s origin is…
I thought they just saw how popular jesus was and made him an alien who could fly
do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number
they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor
you have real people who like you
well that just boosted my confidence x1956936385
My birthday cake is better than your birthday cake.
The croissant and baguette at the side, though.
I was addicted to soap once
I’m clean now
current emotion: ice cream
kickin’ it up a notch: ice cream cake
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
80% chance he’s referring to anal
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
I think I may be gayer than originally planned